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Kayla  

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Devious Journal Entry

Journal Entry: Sun May 11, 2008, 8:37 AM
Rules: Go to Google and search the phrase. Tag 3 friends. Please be mature and use you REAL 1st name

Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Kayla needs a straight jacket

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Kayla looks like one of those Russian babes who is very close to perfection.

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Kayla says, much like Billy Joel, she didn't start the fire. Kayla says it was a joke and that she didn't think they'd do it.

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Hmmm Kayla wants to adopt a needy child

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Kayla does karaoke at 16 months

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Kayla hates to get her paws wet. She tiptoes outside, looks back at me with disgust as she walks to her destination, through the rain.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Kayla asked Steve how he could be married to another woman and not tell he

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Kayla goes into labor while on trial for killing Marina

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: Kayla likes sperm... and is sorry

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: Christina eats 3/4 of a pizza. Shleby eats 2/3 of the pizza kayla eats 6/8 of the pizza then two girls eat the same amount of pizza..

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Kayla wears a special medical bracelet that gives emergency personnel brief information on her disorder with a number to call where they can get information ...

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Kayla was arrested for streaking on a nudist beach.


Stolen from :iconiamlazy11:

  • Mood: Grouchy

Devious Information

  • Current Age: Sexteen
  • Current Residence: Home
  • Interests: Colin Mochrie, drawing
  • Favourite genre of music: Shit
  • MP3 player of choice: Zens
  • Skin of choice: WHITE POWER
  • Personal Quote: Supah kawaii cwacker

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*popartmonkey:iconpopartmonkey: May 2, 2008, 7:19:31 AM
Thanks very much for the :+devwatch: and the fav!
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~knimble:iconknimble: Apr 19, 2008, 12:22:13 PM
I MISS YOU SO MUCH COME BACK FROM WORK I LOVE YOU ):
~knimble:iconknimble: Apr 17, 2008, 5:52:04 PM
i can ball

err

balling i can balling
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=maeoneechan:iconmaeoneechan: Apr 3, 2008, 9:25:01 PMComment hidden by Owner Mood: Joy
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=scubachickim:iconscubachickim: Apr 2, 2008, 9:53:15 AM
Tagged~

:rose:

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~abwhore:iconabwhore: Mar 14, 2008, 10:43:27 PM
Nah nah nah
You're welcome because I'm in a pretty good mood
~uberkut:iconuberkut: Mar 7, 2008, 4:32:30 AM
hay there, I guess I'll thank you for that watch. I'll fuck off now
~ChatPingIsLegend:iconChatPingIsLegend: Mar 5, 2008, 7:47:47 AM
thanks for the faveeee :D

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!jessicamadison:iconjessicamadison: Mar 1, 2008, 5:19:10 AMFlagged as spam
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Wow! You really are a brilliant poet, aren't you?

Why don't you join the poetry contest from [link] ?


It's free and every nitwit such as myself who enters gets a small gift

but someone like you might win one of their $10 000 or $100 000 prizes.
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~sabrael:iconsabrael: Feb 8, 2008, 5:37:17 AM
k

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~abwhore:iconabwhore: Feb 6, 2008, 9:27:49 AM
NO ONE IS WELCOME FOR THE FAV
NO ONE IS WELCOME FOR THE WATCH
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=Username101202:iconUsername101202: Jan 27, 2008, 5:07:39 AM
LOLOLOLO YOUR WEBCAM


Hai
;D

Bye
;D


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~abwhore:iconabwhore: Jan 26, 2008, 12:12:01 AM
GET THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE WITH ALL YOUR BULLSHIT
~knimble:iconknimble: Jan 25, 2008, 7:28:08 PM
SPANKZ 4 THA ADD !!